Applaud my idiocy.

Conan OBrien
Applaud my idiocy.
Applaud my idiocy.
Applaud my idiocy.
Applaud my idiocy.
About This Quote

This phrase is often used in meetings to encourage the speaker to continue with their ideas. The speaker is told they are doing a great job and it is important that they continue. The idea of applauding idiocy by praising someone so much for doing something so dumb is not flattering at all. Applauding idiocy, though, is one of the most effective ways to get someone to stop speaking.

You can then move on with your meeting or event, where you don’t have to listen to the idiotic comments of others. This attitude really makes people feel like they are important enough to be listened to, but it also makes them feel like they aren’t important enough to be listened to.

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